Rocko Zombie

Rocko Zombie

Rocko is a zombie
Who really loves brains,
He uses them to make things
Like mini brain-trains,
And Brain-doh
Which is like Play-doh with veins,
He uses them to remove stubborn stains
And relieve aches and pains,
Uses them to impress zombie dames
And for bowling ball at the lanes,
Well you get the point…

Vinnie and The Plant

Vinnie was born with a green thumb
he really knew how to grow plants,
He won every contest he entered
and killing them, there was no chance,
But with all the time spent with foliage
there wasn’t much time to make friends,
Then one day he found a strange seed
and took it home to pot and to tend,
But the plant grew six feet in one night
and Vinnie was shocked when he saw it,
A sight that would fill most with fright
but Vinnie was happier than shit!

But he jumped when he heard a voice
say “Feed me Vinnie, I’m hungry!”,
Vinnie asked “What food is your choice?”
The plant said “It’s people for me!”
So Vinnie went out in search for food
he brought back Hobo’s and Hookers and such
But the pressure of killing and feeding
for Vinnie it just was too much,
So he tried to run away one night
cause the plant had destroyed his soul,
But the plant knew what Vinnie was planning
and the plant just swallowed him whole!

Eric’s Sandwich

Eric Sandwich

The love of food is not rare
but Eric loves food more than air,
So he built a sandwich
with love and with bread,
Yes, he built a sandwich
as big as a bed,
But after it was done
he just could not eat it,
It’s beauty, it’s majesty
you just could not beat it,
But after two weeks
it started to smell,
But there’s no way he’d toss it
there’s no way in hell!

Floyd the Boyd


Floyd was born with bird legs
and I don’t mean that as a joke,
I mean he had actual bird legs
when I first saw them I almost had a stroke,
Actually his whole bottom half
was actually a birds ass,
Some really thinks it’s a gas
but not me, I got class,
Actually me and Floyd have become friends
we hang out at the park,
I always bring some bird seed to snack on
and he always fly’s home before dark.