Floyd the Boyd


Floyd was born with bird legs
and I don’t mean that as a joke,
I mean he had actual bird legs
when I first saw them I almost had a stroke,
Actually his whole bottom half
was actually a birds ass,
Some really thinks it’s a gas
but not me, I got class,
Actually me and Floyd have become friends
we hang out at the park,
I always bring some bird seed to snack on
and he always fly’s home before dark.